The Smallville GAYLE Awards 
 Episodic nominations.  Those marked with an * are not mandatory to award in every episode.

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GAYLE
GAYest Look of the Episode

GAL
Gayest Ambiguous Line

HoNay!
Defending the heterosexuality of specific character

PHOC
Most PHallic Object Caressed

SWOLI
Smallville's WOrst LIne

The Juvie
Most noteworthy epiphany had by a juvenile.

The Platypus
Trite platitude of the week

The Hammer
You Can't Touch This

BLOW
Best Line of the Week
 
The BIG
Behavior Indicating Gayness
 
The DICK
Drool-inducing Clark award
 
The DRILL
DRool-inducing Lex Luthor award

The Working!Gaydar*
When other citizens of Smallville or Metropolis notice Lex and Clark's interest in each other is a little more than friends
 
Yay! I Finally Have Something to Do!*
Lana, Lex, Clark, or Bo are not allowed

Acting!Lana*
Movement of upper lip required

BLASST*
By-product-Like Analogy Symbolizing Sperm-laden Thingies

The LEXUS*
Lamest EXcuse for Using Superpowers

The Diddler*
Most erotic use of a superpower

The Big Cheese*
Cheesiest Post-Smallville reference
 
The HUG*
Homoerotic Uber-Grasp
 
The ARGLEFUFFLE*
The most unintelligible/ poorly overdubbed line of the ep-- but you must say what you thought you actually heard.
 
The CUDDLE*
When Clark's UnderDog Doesn't Look Evil
 
The PSHAW*
Perhaps Smallville Hired A Writer