GAYLE
GAYest
Look of the Episode
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GAL
Gayest Ambiguous Line
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HoNay!
Defending the heterosexuality of specific character |
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PHOC
Most PHallic Object Caressed |
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SWOLI
Smallville's WOrst LIne |
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The
Juvie
Most noteworthy epiphany had by a juvenile. |
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The
Platypus
Trite platitude of the week |
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The
Hammer
You Can't Touch This |
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BLOW
Best
Line of the Week |
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The
BIG
Behavior
Indicating Gayness |
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The
DICK
Drool-inducing Clark award |
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The
DRILL
DRool-inducing Lex Luthor award |
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The
Working!Gaydar*
When
other citizens of Smallville or Metropolis notice Lex and Clark's
interest in each other is a little more than friends |
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Yay!
I Finally Have Something to Do!*
Lana,
Lex, Clark, or Bo are not allowed |
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Acting!Lana*
Movement
of upper lip required |
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BLASST*
By-product-Like Analogy Symbolizing Sperm-laden Thingies |
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The
LEXUS*
Lamest EXcuse for Using Superpowers |
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The
Diddler*
Most erotic use of a superpower |
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The
Big Cheese*
Cheesiest Post-Smallville reference |
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The
HUG*
Homoerotic
Uber-Grasp |
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The
ARGLEFUFFLE*
The most unintelligible/ poorly overdubbed line of the ep-- but
you must say what you thought you actually heard. |
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The
CUDDLE*
When
Clark's UnderDog Doesn't Look Evil |
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The
PSHAW*
Perhaps Smallville Hired A Writer |
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