The Rare Double Gayle -- Awarded by Omar in the recap to Lex and Clark for the long look in Lex's study.

GAL -- Lex's "You changed my life once before, right?" though, personally, I think any line delivered by Lex should be exempt. Because if it's Lex, how can it be ambiguous?

HoNay! -- Lana's the reason Clark dragged Pete there? Yep, we believe you.

PHOC -- There was a 'blue bottle of love' in the episode. Of course it's the PHOC.

SWOLI -- 'Someone close to you will die.' ties with 'She saw her future.'

Juvenile Epiphany ( The Juvie ) -- Clark-- for realizing that he may outlive everyone. Honorable mention to Lana for "I'll always be remembered as a little girl in a fairy princess costume." [We suspect you'll actually be remembered as that annoying little whiner who never shuts the hell up about the meteor smushing her parents.--Miss Windy]

Platitude of the Week ( The Platypus ) -- Is a group award to all the variations on 'I make my own destiny': Bo Kent gets Honorable mention for the "It's our destiny to protect you" speech.

Occasionals:

The Acting!Lana -- to be given anytime the girl actually has an expression or inflection. Was not awarded this week, but the Wall of Weird scene nearly made it. [Some eyelash flutterage detected, at the very least.--Miss Windy]

The Yea! I finally have something to Do! was awarded by Omar: 'MamaKent finally has something to do on this show: she picks up a glass vase and cracks it on the side of Piano Man's young noggin.'