I wonder who Lex is thinking about here?

Because as Grace said on "Will and Grace": Gay sex is soooo hot!encarta en bittorrent

Awwww, Lex!!!

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The GAYLEs defined

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Confused about what each of the GAYLE awards means?
Below is a list of each episode, including which TWoP poster thought of it first, how often it's handed out, and what the award is for.  Still confused?  E-mail us!		 Who says Superman isn't into cheap thrills?
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 Click here to get a printable version of this page.  Fill in your own nominees as you watch the episodes and then come vote on TWoP's Weekly GAYLE Awards thread!


Awards given out every episode:encarta en bittorrent
  • GAYLE: GAYest Look of the Episode. created by RecoveringTVAddict

  • GAL: Gayest Ambiguous Line. created by fadedthecat

  • HoNay!: usually abysmally unsuccessful scene/ person/ object exclusively intended to strongly defend and firmly establish the heterosexuality of the present character(s). suggested by fadedthecat, named by RecoveringTVAddict

  • The PHOC: Most PHallic Object Caressed. suggested by fadedthecat, named by orange_crush

  • The SWOLI: Smallville's WOrst LIne. created by femlyn

  • The Hammer: You Can't Touch This-- Awarded each week to Omar. It's the award we discuss after the recap is up. Did a line make you introduce your caffeine of choice to your monitor? Do your office mates give you strange looks and avoid your door every time you think of that one line? Then that's your Hammer nominee. Because Omar is truly the boss of us all. suggested by Fabrisse, named by Editor-In-Chief

  • The Juvie: Most noteworthy epiphany had by a juvenile. created by OneThingToSay

  • The Platypus: Trite Platitude of the Week, usually goes to Bo Kent. created by Fabrisse

  • The BLOW: Best Line Of the Week


  • The DICK: Drool Inducing Clark Kent. created by Ran

  • The DRILL: Drool Inducing Lex Luthor. created by Ran

  • The BIG:  Behavior Indicating Gayness created by That NashVegas Chick

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  • Acting!Lana: To be given anytime the girl actually has an expression or inflection. Will not be given out again until movement is discerned in her upper lip. created by Zanne, Named by Fabrisse

  • The Yeah! I finally have something to Do!: From which Lana, Lex, Clark and possibly Bo Kent are excluded. created by Fabrisse

  • The Working!Gaydar: When other citizens of Smallville/ Metropolis notice the gayness. suggested by Coral Reef, named by Cyb

  • The Diddler: For best potentially erotic use of a superpower. created by Brooding_Soul, named by ktbaxter

  • The LEXUS: Lamest EXcuse for Using Superpowers. created by maladjusted 

  • The PSHAW: Short for Perhaps Smallvile Hired A Writer, when the script manages to not make anyone groan profusely even once. suggested by Fabrisse, named by Zanne

  • BLASST: Byproduct-Like Analogy Symbolizing Sperm-laden Thingies, i.e., any thing caused by the recipient of The PHOC which is intended to remind you of... you know.  A phallic byproduct. suggested by c1everish, named by JoyceH

  • The ARGLEFUFFLE: Given to the most unintelligible/ poorly dubbed line of the entire episode.  In order to vote, you must also put down what you thought you actually heard.  suggested by Fabrisse, named by kstanley and Tresca.

  • The CUDDLE: When Clark's UnderDog Doesn't Look Evil, a.k.a. Fat-Sucking Girl, or poor abused SuperLeech.


  • The HUG: The most Homoerotic Uber-Grasp

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  • Best Kryptonite Mutation. created by RecoveringTVAddict

  • TheSeasonal GAYLE created by RecoveringTVAddict

  • The OMY: OMar's recap of the Year created by Fabrisse

  • The NARC: Best NecklAce Related Contrivance created by OneThingToSay

  • The LUSTY: Lana's Uber-STalker of the Year created by OneThingToSay

  • The CRoTCH: Awarded to the Best Crashing, Rolling, or Trashing of a Car Happening suggested by Serapy, named by St_Eph

  • The Big Cheese: Cheesiest Post Smallville Reference suggested by ktbaxter, named by Fabrisse

  • Flowers In the Attic: Behavior between two blood relative characters that is inappropriate enough to make you recall the brother and sister who fell in love with each other in  Flowers In The Attic suggested by Lady C

  • The Miss Hard Wick, also known as The RECOYL: Short for Really Evident Chemistry Overlooked You & Lex, for those rare, rare guest stars and cameos who had no chemistry whatsoever with Lex Luthor onscreen. created by Fabrisse, named by Miss Windy
"The [homoerotic] subtext is written that way intentionally. Let's say you're a television writer and you want Clark Kent and Lex Luthor to "meet cute", with Clark saving Lex's life and the two becoming friends. Now, I can think of at least a dozen simple ways to accomplish this that DON'T involve getting the two guys lip to lip the very first time they meet!

There's plenty of subtext in the dialog, as well. While a lot of the [homoeroticism] is coming from the director and the actors, I think it would be pretty hard to deliver a line like, "We have a future, Clark" WITHOUT it sounding pretty dang sub-texty.

Then too, if one wasn't planning subtext, it would have been easier to make Clark and Lex the same age, so that the oddness of an adult millionaire going out of his way to spend time with a high school freshman wouldn't be an issue."
~~ by JoyceH on TelevisionWithoutPity

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