GAYLE -- Awarded by Omar in the recap to Lex talking about Clark to Lana. Proving that Lex can be gay even when Clark's not around.

GAL -- Lex's "I like your new escort better." Though, gang I still have to ask - isn't the line supposed to be ambiguous?

HoNay! -- Lot's of division in this category, but the winner seems to be Clark looking sad when Whitney and Lana were kissing. However, we must also mention Lex's conversation with Chloe's breasts, and Clark's worst ever asking a girl out on a date.

PHOC -- Seems to be the two foot carrot, but honorable mentions go to the Blue Bottles of Love (see picture, upper left on this site) and Clark's, er, um, manipulation of the steam pipe. (Is it hot in here?)

SWOLI -- Clark's to save you from your adoring fans. Honorable mention to the junior Holmes/Watson routine between Chloe and Clark.

Juvie -- Lana's only happy birthday was before her parents died. We're beginning to think they threw themselves under the meteor on purpose.

Platypus -- Also awarded by Omar to Bo Kent for his lame "you make your choices" speech. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Occasionals:

The Acting!Lana -- to be given anytime the girl actually has an expression or inflection. KK was nominated this week, but the concensus seems to be that it still hasn't been awarded.

The Yea! I finally have something to Do! -- Goes to Pete for being a good guy and finding Jodi attractive even before the Kryptonite induced weight loss.

The Diddler -- Clark's 'fingering' the lock at Animal Control.